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American Culture Has A Lot Of Great Moustaches In Its History. Mark Twain Had A Great Moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ... But Zappa, He's Got The Best Moustache In American History. Got The Moustache, Right, And He's Got That Little Thing On His Chin, I Think It's Called An Imperial, That Is, Like, The Coolest Thing. That's Like One Of The Great Icons Of The Twentieth Century.

As Astute Followers Of 'life In Hell' Will Notice, Akbar And Jeff Wear The Same Striped T-shirt As Charlie Brown. 'peanuts' Was Very Important To Me.

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson

But We All Had An Agreement To Let Each Other Get Away With Everything! That's Capitalism!

We've Got A Bunch Of New Writers Now Who Tell Me They Grew Up Watching The Simpsons. It's Bizarre, And They're Writing Some Very Funny Stuff.