Here's To The Confusion Of Our Enemies!

And Now The End Is Near, And So I Face The Final Curtain.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.

The Best Revenge Is The Massive Success.

I Want To Be Buried With A Zippo, A Roll Of Dimes & A Bottle Of Jack!

People Who Make A Living Off Other People's Fortunes Or Misfortunes Are Parasites.