Hey Hey Hey, Smoke Weed Everyday

The Higher Up I Went, The Less Happy I Was.

I Got Married Recently. So Far, So Good. Less Sex Than I Expected, But Other Than That, It's A Pretty Good Lifestyle.

The Only Way You Can Know Where The Line Is, Is If You Cross It.

New White People, You Can't Scare These White People, I Tried.

There's Something About Doing Stand-up That's Cathartic.