Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya?

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

Sanford And Son Is More Than Just A Name. It's A Condition, A Dynasty, An Empire. This Here Is The Finest Pile Of Junk Of The World.

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.