Hey, What If Those Crop Circles Are

Al Gore Couldn't Be More Phony If He Were A Professional Al Gore Impersonator

I've Seen Better Coverage At An Alan Keyes Press Conference.

Hey Deion, Bubbelah - Maybe You'd Better Pay A Little Less Attention To Those Unfairly Draconian Salary Caps That Only Allowed You To Acquire Four Of The Five Remaining 1932 Aston Martins Still In Road-worthy Condition After You'd Paid For Life's Little Necessities Like Hookers And Weed, Get Your Medulla Oblongata Out Of Your Duodenum For A Few Milliseconds, And Make A Tackle Or Two, Okay, Babe?

Any Time Your Parent Says They Party With You, That Is Its Own Form Of Child Abuse.

You Know There Is A Problem With The Education System When You Realize That Out Of The 3 R's Only One Begins With An R.