Hey, What If Those Crop Circles Are

I Don't Know About You, But In My Neighborhood, They Just Opened A Starbucks... In A Starbucks!!!

It's Wrong To Discriminate Based On Skin Color When There Are So Many Other Reasons Not To Like Someone.

That Field Goal Attempt Was So Far To The Left It Nearly Decapitated Lyndon Larouche.

With Browns' Ticket Prices What They Are, You Just Know That All Those Dads Who Brought The Entire Family To Sit In The 'dog Pound' Are Secretly Calculating How Much Blood They're Going To Have To Sell Next Week To Put Groceries On The Table.

Somebody Call Janet Reno - I Think I Just Saw Donato Dragging Doug Flutie Into A Locker Room Closet!