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I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm Just Trying To Find The One Which Would Be Best Right Now!

I Am Such A Pessimist That Every Project Has Surpassed What I Envisioned.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

I Have Many Favorite Artists...van Gough As One, But He Didn't Really Sing A Lot!

My Mother On Her Death Bed Told Me, 'where The Hell Did That Kangaroo Come From!?' - It Just Popped Out Of Nowhere And Punched Her In The Head And Caused A Cerebral Hemorrhage, So I Thought I'd Move To A Country Where There Were No Kangaroos!