Historian - A Broad-gauge Gossip.

Alligator: The Crocodile Of America, Superior In Every Detail To The Crocodile Of The Effete Monarchies Of The Old World.

Amnesty, N. The State's Magnanimity To Those Offenders Whom It Would Be Too Expensive To Punish.

Slang Is The Speech Of Him Who Robs The Literary Garbage Carts On Their Way To The Dumps.

Love: A Temporary Insanity Curable By Marriage.

Abscond - To Move In A Mysterious Way, Commonly With The Property Of Another.