Historian - A Broad-gauge Gossip.

Riot – A Popular Entertainment Given To The Military By Innocent Bystanders.

Oyster, N. A Slimy, Gobby Shellfish Which Civilization Gives Men The Hardihood To Eat Without Removing Its Entrails! The Shells Are Sometimes Given To The Poor.

Woman, N. An Animal Usually Living In The Vicinity Of Man, And Having A Rudimentary Susceptibility To Domestication.

To Dogmatism The Spirit Of Inquiry Is The Same As The Spirit Of Evil.

Hermit, N. A Person Whose Vices And Follies Are Not Sociable.