History Is Not Written In The Interests

Laughter Springs From The Lawless Part Of Our Nature.

Science May Carry Us To Mars, But It Will Leave The Earth Peopled As Ever By The Inept.

Every Misused Word Revenges Itself Forever Upon A Writer's Reputation.

It Was Hard To Speed The Male Child Up The Stony Heights Of Erudition, But It Was Harder Still To Check The Female Child At The Crucial Point, And Keep Her Tottering Decorously Behind Her Brother.

A Man Who Owns A Dog Is, In Every Sense Of The Words, Its Master; The Term Expresses Accurately Their Mutual Relations. But It Is Ridiculous When Applied To The Limited Possession Of A Cat.