Holding Frances In My Arms Is The

I'd Rather Hang Out With The Losers That Would Sit And Smoke A Cigarette Than The Ones Who Wanted To Throw A Baseball.

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

When I Heard The Pixies For The First Time, I Connected With That Band So Heavily I Should Have Been In That Band - Or At Least In A Pixies Cover Band.

To Be Positive At All Times Is To Ignore All That Is Important, Sacred Or Valuable. To Be Negative At All Times Is To Be Threatened By Ridiculousness And Instant Discredibility.

Don't Expect Me To Die For You.