Hollywood Always Wanted Me To Be Pretty,

If You've Never Been Hated By Your Child, You've Never Been A Parent.

If Men Found Out How To Give Birth To Children They'll Never Propose Again.

You Know What Nostalgia Is, Don't You? It's Basically A Matter Of Recalling The Fun Without Reliving The Pain.

I Will Never Be Below The Title.

I Think Men Have Got To Change An Awful Lot. They Still Prefer The Little Woman.