Hollywood Is Like Life, You Face It

Sensitive Husbands Don't Like Second Billing. I Don't Believe Franchot Ever For A Moment Resented The Fact That I Was A Star. Possibly He Resented Hollywood's Refusal To Let Him Forget It. There Was Never A Doubt In My Mind That His Talent Was Greater Than Mine.

If You Throw A Lamb Chop In The Oven, What's To Keep It From Getting Done?

They Were Grooming Doris Day To Take Over The Top Spot. Jack L. Warner Asked Me To Play Her Sister In One Picture. I Said, "come On, Jack. No One Could Ever Believe That I Would Have Doris Day For A Sister."

I, Joan Crawford, I Believe In The Dollar. Everything I Earn, I Spend.

If I Can't Be Me, I Don't Want To Be Anybody. I Was Born That Way.