Hollywood Is Like Picasso's Bathroom.

I May Not Be A Great Actress But I've Become The Greatest At Screen Orgasms. Ten Seconds Of Heavy Breathing, Roll Your Head From Side To Side, Simulate A Slight Asthma Attack And Die A Little.

I Admit That Post-it Note Sheets That Adhere To Virtually Any Surface Are Now My Substitute Of Choice For Retention.

It's Not Just In Hollywood That Women Run The Risk Of Being Passed By Once They Reach 50. It Happens In Real Life, Too.

People See You As An Object, Not As A Person, And They Project A Set Of Expectations Onto You. People Who Don't Have It Think Beauty Is A Blessing, But Actually It Sets You Apart.

I Guess I Was A Mom So Late In Life, My Daughter Was The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread.