Home Is Pretty Utopian.

The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed Someone For The Parts That Went Wrong.

You Can Never Underestimate The Stupidity Of The General Public.

Highly Intelligent And Well-informed People Disagree On Every Political Issue. Therefore, Intelligence And Knowledge Are Useless For Making Decisions, Because If Any Of That Stuff Helped, Then All The Smart People Would Have The Same Opinions. So Use Your "gut Instinct" To Make Voting Choices. That Is Exactly Like Being Clueless, But With The Added Advantage That You'll Feel As If Your Random Vote Preserved Democracy.

The People Who Think A Guy Walked On Water Versus The People Who Think A Horse Can Fly.

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.