Home Is Pretty Utopian.

Dilbert: It Took Weeks But I've Calculated A New Theory About The Origin Of The Universe. According To My Calculations It Didn't Start With A "big Bang" At All-it Was More Of "phhbwt" Sound. You May Be Wondering About The Practical Applications Of The "little Phhbwt" Theory. Dogbert: I Was Wondering When You'll Go Away.

Dilbert: You Joined The "flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I Believe The Earth Must Be Flat. There Is No Good Evidence To Support The So-called "round Earth Theory." Dilbert: I Think Christopher Columbus Would Disagree. Dogbert: How Convenient That Your Best Witness Is Dead.

Give A Man A Fish, And You'll Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish, And He'll Buy A Funny Hat. Talk To A Hungry Man About Fish, And You're A Consultant.

Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.

In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.