You Can't Trust Very Many People.

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It

Me And A Mate Picked Up Two Darling Birds And They Took Us Back To Their Flat. I Went Into The Bedroom With My Bird And She Started Getting Undressed. I Was That Drunk I Was Standing There Wondering How To Get Undressed Without Letting Go Of The Award. I Went To Sit On The Bed, Missed It By Four Feet And Ended Up Lying On The Floor. I Remember The Bird Looking Down At Me, And Saying, ‘some Player Of The Year.’ Then I Fell Asleep. I Woke Up Still Clutching My Award And Staggered Out Of The Flat. I Hadn’t A Bloody Clue Where I Was.

Love Is About Mutual Respect, Apart From Attraction.

You Can't Trust Very Many People.

I Even Found It Difficult To Watch Myself Playing On Tv Because I Couldn't Identify With The Person On The Screen. I Couldn't Get To Grips With It. It Was As If It Was All Happening To Someone Else.