Home Is Where You Hang Your Architect.

I Don't Have Any Warm Personal Enemies. All The Sobs Have Died.

There Is Nothing Like A Good Dose Of Another Woman To Make A Man Appreciate His Wife.

Time Comes When Every Man's Got To Feel Something New--when He's Got To Feel Young Again, Just Because He's Growing Old. Women Are Just The Same. But When We Get That Way We Change Our Hairdress. Or Get A New Cook.

Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals - With No Cure Except As A Guillotine Might Be Called A Cure For Dandruff.

They Say That Women Talk Too Much. If You Have Worked In Congress You Know That The Filibuster Was Invented By Men.