Home Run Hitters Strike Out A Lot.

I Couldn't Quit, Because Of All The Kids, And The Blacks, And The Little People Pulling For Me. I Represent Both The Underdog And The Overdog In Our Society.

Fans Don't Boo Nobodies.

Blind People Come To The Park Just To Hear Him Pitch.

I Have A Hard Time Believing Athletes Are Overpriced. If An Owner Is Losing Money, Give It Up. It's A Business. I Have Trouble Figuring Out Why Owners Would Stay In If They're Losing Money.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.