Honestly, I Am So Ignorant Of How

I Remember When I First Got Married, There Was A Certain Amount Of Internet Traffic On The Subject Of, "who Is This Beard Who Is Allegedly Married To Ira Glass? Obviously, He's Gay."

I Just Feel Like There's So Many Movies I Haven't Seen That I Want To See, That I Would Never Go Back To The Same One. It's Funny Because All My Friends, They Have Movies That They've Seen Over And Over Again.

I Dont Meet Many People Who Are Talking About Shows On Showtime.

One Reason I Do The Live Shows - And The Monthly Speeches At Public Radio Stations - Is To Remind Myself That People Hear The Show, That It Has An Audience, That It Exists In The World. It's So Easy To Forget That.

I Remember Clearly That When I Was Little It Was Explained To Me [that] The Way That Babies Were Made Was That God Put The Baby Into Some Lady's Stomach, Right? And, At Some Point, I Learned How It Really Happened, And Really That Was The Beginning Of The End Of My Belief In God. Up Until That Point, It Had Always Been A Really Weird Act Of Intervention On God's Part.