Honesty Is Hard Work.

Sexual Intercourse Vests No Property Rights.

And There's This Place Called College! I Mean, They Want You To Care, Dig It, Care About This Education Trip, And They Don't Care Enough Themselves To Make It As Attractive As The Crap Game Across The Street!

We Are All Time Travelers Moving At The Speed Of Exactly 60 Minutes Per Hour.

Some Guys Step On A Rake In The Dark, And Get Mad And Go Punch Somebody. Others Step On A Rake In The Dark And Fall Down Laughing At Themselves. I Know Which Kind Of Guy I'd Rather Be. So Do My Friends.

Shared Joy Is Increased, Shared Pain Is Lessened.