Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

The New York Times Distorts And Defrauds The News And Then Claims To Be Impartial. They Never Give An Even-handed Version Of The News - That's The Last Thing They'd Ever Do.

The Key Is That I'm Always Relevant. Some Of These Comedians Have Nothing To Say. They Don't Have Any Ideas So It's "f" This And "f" That. They Give You A Whole Series Of Swear Words And It's Really Just A Way For Them To Get Themselves Out Of Trouble When They Can't Come Up With Anything. They're Irrelevant And Ridiculous.

While I Have The Utmost Respect For People Who Practice The Christian Faith, The Fact Is, As Everyone Knows, I Am As Jewish As A Matzo Ball Or Kosher Salami.

They Call It Football, But The Object Of The Game Is To Bash The Other Guy So Hard That He's Eventually Carried Off The Field On A Stretcher. I Can't Watch Football Anymore. My Psychiatrist Said It's Better That Way. I Used To Watch A Game, See The Players In A Huddle - And Think They Were Talking About Me.

The New York Times Does An Unbelievable Amount Of Damage Because Every Day Television And Radio Stations Along With The Rest Of Media Take Their Lead On The Way The News Should Be Presented Along With What Actually Is The News.