Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

I Have Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life, Unless I Buy Something.

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

I Always Thought Music Was More Important Than Sex—then I Thought If I Don't Hear A Concert For A Year-and-a-half It Doesn't Bother Me.

Predictions Are Preposterous.

Comparing What The Democrats Offer To What The Republicans Offer Is Like Comparing The Money I Have In My Pocket To What Bill Gates Has In His.