Honey, A Man Can't Keep His Gun

A Woman's Never Too Old To Make An Idiot Of Herself. It Goes Along With Equality Of The Sexes And Potty Parity.

I Was On My Back, Looking Up At Morelli Through Cobwebs, And My First Thought Was That The 7-eleven Victim Had Exacted Revenge On Me, And I’d Been Stun Gunned. The Cobwebs Cleared, And I Discounted Stun Gunning. “what Happened?” I Asked Morelli. “you Fainted.” “that’s Ridiculous.” “i Agree, But If Someone Sent Me A Dead Woman I Might Faint, Too.” He Was Down On One Knee, Bending Over Me. “are You Ready To Get Up?” “i Need A Moment.” “don’t Take Too Long. People Will Think I’m Proposing.

I Was Going To Go To Church, But I Decided To Get Doughnuts Instead.

I'd Slept With Ranger! Not Sexually, Of Course. But I'd Been In His Bed. And Then There Was The Evil Shower Gel. "it Was All Because Of The Shower Gel," I Said. Morelli's Eyes Narrowed. "shower Gel?" I Made A Major Effort Not To Sigh. "long Story. You Probably Don't Want To Hear It.

Men Drive Off Bridges And Drink Too Much Because Of Women Like You.