Honey, A Man Can't Keep His Gun

Somewhere Along The Line, I Realized That I Liked Telling Stories, And I Decided That I Would Try Writing. Ten Years Later, I Finally Got A Book Published. It Was Hard. I Had No Skills. I Knew Nothing About The Business Of Getting Published. So I Had To Keep Working At It.

Do You Have Someone Watching Her House?” (stephanie) “that Kind Of Surveillance Only Happens In The Movies. We’re So Underbudgeted We’re One Step Away From Holding Bake Sales To Pay For Toilet Paper. (morelli)

I Did Such A Gigantic Eye Roll I Almost Fell Over.

Arson Is A Respected Profession Among Certain Subcultures In Jersey, And The Good Ones Don't Get Caught. The Good Ones Channel Lightning And Mysterious Acts Of Spontaneous Combustion.

Bob Had A Dog Buscuit Stuck To His Head. "how Does He Always Get Food Stuck To Him?" I Asked Morelli. "i Don't Know," Morelli Said. "it's A Bob Mystery. I Think Stuff Falls Out Of His Mouth And He Rolls In It. I'm Not Sure." -morelli And Stephanie