Honey, Don't Walk Out, I'm Too Drunk

Eddie Waited 'til He Finished High School, He Went To Hollywood, Got A Tattoo.

I Don't Treat The Band Like I'm Above Them Or That They're A Hired Hand For Me. We've Never Worked That Way. So I'm A Team Player. I Would Be Very Uncomfortable Having To Do This Alone.

Songwriting Ability Is A Gift. After A While, You Come To Realize, "i've Really Been Blessed. I Can Write These Things And It Makes Me Happy, And It Makes Millions Of People Happy." It's An Obligation, It's Bigger Than You. It's The Only True Magic I Know. It's Not Pulling A Rabbit Out Of A Hat; It's Real. It's Your Soul Floating Out To Theirs.

I'm Certainly Not A Robin Hood, I'm Not That Way. I Don't Want To Come Through, Burn Everybody For $200 A Ticket And Then They Can't Afford To Come See Me Again. Plus, I Just Don't Think It's Right. I Don't Think We Need That Much Money. I Just Do What Seems Like The Logical Thing To Do.

How About A Cheer For All Those Bad Girls! And All Those Boys That Play That Rock 'n' Roll! They Love It Like You Love Jesus.