Honey, I Am The Chief Of My

Honesty Has Always Worked For Me.

I Have A Lot Of Ambition.

I'm Okay With Having Horrible Lower Teeth.

I Still Have A Spiritual Base And A Spiritual Foundation.

My Religious Upbringing Was Comically Strict — Even The Dirt Devil Vacuum Cleaner Was Banned. In Our House, No One Was Allowed To Refer To Deviled Eggs. We Had To Call Them Angelic Eggs. We Were Never Allowed To Swear. I'd Get Into Trouble Just For Saying 'hell No'. If You Dropped A Hammer On Your Toe In Our House You Had To Say Something Like 'jiminy Christmas'. The Only Music We Were Allowed To Listen To Was Gospel. No Wonder I Rebelled.