Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.