Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can

For The First Two Years Of A Child's Life, We Spend Every Waking Hour Tryibg To Get The Child To Communicate. Then We Spend The Rest Of Our Lives Trying To Figure Out How We Can Reverse The Process.

I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.

I Hated Skiing Or Any Other Sport Where There Was An Ambulance Waiting At The Bottom Of The Hill.

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.

My Mind Works . . . Two Boobs Never Get Me A Job.