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Errors, To Be Dangerous, Must Have A Great Deal Of Truth Mingled With Them. It Is Only From This Alliance That They Can Ever Obtain An Extensive Circulation.

The Main Question To A Novel Is -- Did It Amuse? Were You Surprised At Dinner Coming So Soon? Did You Mistake Eleven For Ten? Were You Too Late To Dress? And Did You Sit Up Beyond The Usual Hour? If A Novel Produces These Effects, It Is Good; If It Does Not -- Story, Language, Love, Scandal Itself Cannot Save It. It Is Only Meant To Please; And It Must Do That Or It Does Nothing.

People Who Love Only Once In Their Lives Are Shallow People. What They Call Their Loyalty, And Their Fidelity, I Call Either The Lethargy Of Custom, Or Their Lack Of Imagination

The Longer I Live, The More I Am Convinced That The Apothecary Is Of More Importance Than Seneca; And That Half The Unhappiness In The World Proceeds From Little Stoppages; From A Duct Choked Up, From Food Pressing In The Wrong Place, From A Vexed Duodenum, Or An Agitated Pylorus.

When You Rise In The Morning, Form A Resolution To Make The Day A Happy One For A Fellow Creature.