How Can I Believe In God When

There Are Three Things Jewish People Worship-god, Chinese Food And Wall-to-wall Carpeting.

Everybody Knows How Awful The World Is And What A Terrible Situation It Is And Each Person Distorts It In A Certain Way That Enables Him To Get Through. Some People Distort It With Religious Things. Some People Distort It With Sports, With Money, With Love, With Art, And They All Have Their Own Nonsense About What Makes It Meaningful, And All But Nothing Makes It Meaningful. These Things Definitely Serve A Certain Function, But In The End They All Fail To Give Life Meaning And Everyone Goes To His Grave In A Meaningless Way.

Eternity Is Really Long, Especially Near The End.

I Wouldn't Mind Dying So Much If It Wasn't That I Would Be Dead At The End Of It.

What Is It About Death That Bothers Me? Probably The Hours.