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If You Can Concentrate On What You're Doing And Have The Desire To Do The Things You Have To Do To Win, You'll Succeed.

Don't Be Ashamed To Play Safe.

I Love America. I Wanted To Play Golf.

[golf]is Deceptively Simple, Endlessly Complicated. A Child Can Play It Well, And A Grown Man Can Never Master It. Any Single Round Of It Is Full Of Unexpected Triumphs And Perfect Shots That End In Disaster. It Is Almost A Science, Yet It Is A Puzzle Without An Answer. It Is Gratifying And Tantalizing, Precise And Unpredictable. It Requires Complete Concentration And Total Relaxation. It Satisfies The Soul And Frustrates The Intellect. It Is At The Same Time, Rewarding And Maddening. And It Is Without Doubt The Greatest Game Mankind Has Ever Invented.

The Only Really Unplayable Lie I Can Think Of Is When You're Supposed To Be Playing Golf And Come Home With Lipstick On Your Collar.