How Do You Feel About Women's Rights?

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

Mrs. Teasdale Calls For Rescue And Firefly Delivers The Famous Line To His Cohorts As They Rescue Her: "remember, You're Fighting For This Woman's Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did."