How Do You Measure Your Value?

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

Do The Best You Can With Yourself And Hope For The Best.

If Anyone Asks How Old I Am, Tell Them It's None Of Their Business!

Write About The Truth. If You Write About The Truth, Somebody's Living That. Not Just Somebody, There's A Lot Of People.

Once In A While I Get Inspired And Finish My Act With The Hillbilly Hoedown.