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How Is It Possible To Find Meaning In A Finite World, Given My Waist And Shirt Size?
-Woody Allen
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How Is It Possible To Find Meaning
Woody Allen
How Is It Possible To Find Meaning In A Finite World, Given My Waist And Shirt Size?
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