How Strange It Is To See With

You Have But To Hold Forth In Cap And Gown, And Any Gibberish Becomes Learning, All Nonsense Passes For Sense.

I Maintain, In Truth, That With A Smile We Should Instruct Our Youth, Be Very Gentle When We Have To Blame, And Not Put Them In Fear Of Virtue's Name.

People Can Be Induced To Swallow Anything, Provided It Is Sufficiently Seasoned With Praise.

Show Some Mercy To This Chair Which Has Stretched Out Its Arms To You For So Long; Please Satisfy Its Desire To Embrace You!

I Prefer A Pleasant Vice To An Annoying Virtue.