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I Prefer An Interesting Vice To A Virtue That Bores.

Once You Have The Cap And Gown All You Need Do Is Open Your Mouth. Whatever Nonsense You Talk Becomes Wisdom And All The Rubbish Good Sense.

I Always Do The First Line Well, But I Have Trouble Doing The Others.

Every Good Act Is Charity. A Man's True Wealth Hereafter Is The Good That He Does In This World To His Fellows.

All The Power Is With The Sex That Wears The Beard.