Humans Can Think Inhuman Thoughts.

A Marriage Is Always Made Up Of Two People Who Are Prepared To Swear That Only The Other One Snores.

The Short Conversation That Follows Eventually Led To A Tree Religion. Its Tenet Of Faith Was This: A Tree That Was A Good Tree And Led A Clean Decent And Upstanding Life Could Be Assured Of A Future Life After Death. If It Was Very Good Indeed It Would Eventually Be Reincarnated As Five Thousand Rolls Of Lavatory Paper.

When It's Time To Stop Living, I Will Certainly Make Death My Number One Choice!

Sometimes You Had To Take A Look At Yourself And Then Look Away.

Nature Abhors A Lot Of Things, Including Vacuums, Ships Called The Marie Celeste, And The Chuck Keys For Electric Drills.