Humor Makes Our Heavy Burdens Light And

Recalling An Old Magistrate's Words To A Young Attorney, The Rain It Raineth On The Just And Also On The Unjust Fella; But Chiefly On The Just, Because The Unjust Steals The Just's Umbrella.

Polygraph Tests Are 20th-century Witchcraft.

A Judicial Activist Is A Judge Who Interprets The Constitution To Mean What It Would Have Said If He, Instead Of The Founding Fathers, Had Written It.

If Religious Freedom Is To Endure In America, The Responsibility For Teaching Religion To Public School Children Must Be Left To The Homes And Churches Of Our Land, Where This Responsibility Rightfully Belongs. It Must Not Be Assumed By The Government Through The Agency Of The Public School System.

I've Always Been Worried About People Who Are Willing To Work For Nothing. Sometimes That's All You Get From Them, Nothing.