Humpty Had Always Sat On Walls, It

To Espresso Or To Latte, That Is The Question...whether 'tis Tastier On The Palate To Choose White Mocha Over Plain...or To Take A Cup To Go. Or A Mug To Stay, Or Extra Cream, Or Have Nothing, And By Opposing The Endless Choice, End One's Heartache.

Goodness Is Weakness, Pleasantness Is Poisonous, Serenity Is Mediocrity And Kindness Is For Losers. The Best Reason For Committing Loathsome And Detestable Acts – And Let’s Face It, I Am Considered Something Of An Expert In This Field – Is Purely For Their Own Sake. Monetary Gain Is All Very Well, But It Dilutes The Taste Of Wickedness To A Lower Level That Is Obtainable By Almost Anyone With An Overdeveloped Sense Of Avarice. True And Baseless Evil Is As Rare As The Purest Good.

I Got Oedipus Off The Incest Charge--technicality, Of Course--he Didn't Know It Was His Mother At The Time.

If Only Life Were That Simple; If One Could Jump To The Good Parts And Flick Through The Bad.

The Safest Course Was Actually The Simplest-do Nothing At All And Hope Everything Turned Out For The Best. It Wasn't A Great Plan, But It Had The Benefits Of Simplicity And A Long Tradition.