Hurry Up And Write Your Number Down

Never Lie, Steal, Cheat, Or Drink. But If You Must Lie, Lie In The Arms Of The One You Love. If You Must Steal, Steal Away From Bad Company. If You Must Cheat, Cheat Death. And If You Must Drink, Drink In The Moments That Take Your Breath Away.

A Human Being Having A Full Emotional Conversation With A Dog Is Funny, Innately. It's One Of Those Things Where You Get In A Scene And You Always Go For What Is The Best Joke, And A Talking Dog For Some Reason, Whatever He Says, Is Hilarious." (about His Role Wiht A Talking Dog In The Forthcoming Men In Black Sequel.

You’ll Never Achieve 100 Percent If 99 Percent Is Okay.

Stop Letting People Who Do So Little For You Control So Much Of Your Mind, Feelings And Emotions

I've Always Been A Jokester. The Things I Got In Trouble For, When I Was Little, Was Always About Making A Joke Or Setting Up A Prank Or Being Silly When I Should Be Paying Attention.