Hurt Tends To Drown Out Sorry.

Every Year, Many, Many Stupid People Graduate From College. And If They Can Do It, So Can You.

I Always Wondered If There Was A Purpose To The Universe, If There Was A Plan, If There Was Some Sort Of Organizing Factor, Hopefully That I Played A Role In.

By The Power Of The Superglue Beer Sword, I Designate You My Driver!

What Can We Do?" Mom Asked Again. I Shrugged. But She Kept Asking, As If There Were Something She Could Do, Until I Just Kind Of Crawled Across The Couch Into Her Lap And My Dad Came Over And Held My Legs Really Tight And I Wrapped My Arms All The Way Around My Mom's Middle And They Held On To Me For Hours While The Tide Rolled In.

We Acknowledge That Being The Person God Made You Cannot Separate You From God's Love.