Hypocrisy Is The Outward Acknowledgment Of Inward

During Misfortunes, Nothing Aggravates Our Condition More, Than To Be Esteemed Deserving Of Them.

You Ever Hear Guys With Small Cocks Talk About Sex? Can't Talk About It Enough. They Even Got Poems. They'll Say, 'it's Not The Motion Of The Ocean, It's The Boat Of The Lotion.' I've Even Heard Variants..., It's Not The Tree Or The Size, It's The Axe That You Wax.' It's A Whole Sub-genre Of Poetry Now That's Taught In Many Of Our Finer Institutions.

I Don't Really Like Politics That Much. And I Like The Order And Simplicity Of Sports. They Have An Ending. You Can Argue With Your Friends About It, But In The End You Still Like Sports. I Almost Love The Fantasy World Of Sports More Than The Real World.

If It Wasn't So Pointless And Ridiculous, It Would Be More Humiliating. Also, If There [hollywood] Weren't So Many People As Bad As Myself - Equally Untalented People - It Would Be Even More Humiliating.

I Don't Know The Difference Between A Hippie And A Hipster But, It's Fun To Watch Either One Of Them Get Beat Up.