I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's

I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

It's Unfortunate When Kids Get Hurt, But I Wish Parents Would Monitor What Their Kids Are Doing And Watching. It's Common Sense, Really.

I Just Love That Spirit That Makes People Do Things That They Probably Shouldn't.

Being A Complete Juvenile Delinquent Helped Me Grow Up A Little.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.