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I Was A Severely Conservative Republican Governor.

We Cannot Continue To Have An Excellence Gap With The Rest Of The World And Intend To Remain The [economic Superpower] And [military Superpower] Of The Planet. That's Just Not Going To Happen. We're In A Position Where Unless We Take Action, We'll End Up Being The [france] Of The 21st Century: A Lot Of Talk, But Not A Lot Of Strength Behind It In Terms Of Economic Capability.

I Very Firmly Believe That We Have To Make Sure That We Enforce Our Borders, That We Have An Employment Verification System, And That Those People Who Have Come Here Illegally Do Not Get An Advantage To Become Permanent Residents, They Do Not Get A Special Pathway.

President Obama Orders Religious Organizations To Violate Their Conscience. I Will Defend Religious Liberty And Overturn Regulations That Trample On Our First Freedom.

Washington Is Broken. I Know What It Takes To Get This Country Back, And Will Work With Good Democrats And Good Republicans To Do That.