I Actually Like Jokes As Well As

I Just Think The American People Had Expected That The President Of The United States Would Be Able To Describe What He's Going To Do In The Next Four Years. But He Can't. He Can't Even Explain What He's Done In The Last Four Years.

If I'm President, America Will Be Very Strong.

Corporations Are People, My Friend... Of Course They Are. Everything Corporations Earn Ultimately Goes To People. Where Do You Think It Goes? Whose Pockets? Whose Pockets? People's Pockets. Human Beings, My Friend.

I Don't Doubt For A Second That Neil Armstrong's Spirit Is Still With Us: That Unique Blend Of Optimism, Humility And The Utter Confidence That When The World Needs Someone To Do The Really Big Stuff, You Need An American.

If People Are Looking For Someone Who Has Never Changed Their Mind And Is Unwilling To Admit They Make Mistakes, That's Not Me.