I Actually Tell Lies For A Living.

Life's Pretty Good, And Why Wouldn't It Be? I'm A Pirate, After All.

I Don't Like Watching Myself In The Movies Because I Don't Like Being Aware Of The Product. I Like The Process. I Enjoy That.

Laugh As Much As You Breathe And Love As Long As You Live.

I Am Doing Things That Are True To Me. The Only Thing I Have A Problem With Is Being Labeled.

I Wasn't Into The Lunchbox And Thermos Ski Slope, And That's Where I Was Going.