I Actually Washed My Window Once, And

My Actual Personality Probably Lies Someplace Between The Two.

Addiction Has Had Such An Impact On My Life And The People I Love, And There Really Is Not A Lot About It That Is Funny. So The Last Thing I Wanted Was To Give The Impression That It’s All Fun And Games, And Isn’t It Funny What She Gets Away With.

Obviously, It Wasn't Meant For Me To Die Of Cancer At 40. Every Day My Life Surprises Me, Just Like My Cancer Diagnosis Surprised Me. But You Roll With It. That's Our Job As Humans.

My Friends Started Having Children After College, While I Was Pursuing This Crazy Acting Career And Living Hand To Mouth. Plus, All My Boyfriends Were Artists Struggling To Make A Living. Having Kids Didn't Make Any Sense - Why Would I Take On More Of A Financial Burden When I Couldn't Even Afford A Dog?

We're Living In A Time When Parenting Is Not At All Mirroring The Way I Was Parented. For Me, I Just Followed My Parents Around On Their Errands; When They Were Busy On The Phone, I Was Quiet. It's A Different Kettle Of Fish These Days: They Run The House, And You Listen To Their Music, And You Go To Their Appointments.