I Admire The Pope. I Have A

There Are Different Kinds Of Humor, Some Is Sarcastic, Some Introspective. Introspective Fit My Personality Better.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

I Loved My Mother Very Much, But She Was Not A Good Cook. Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before. In Our House Thanksgiving Was A Time For Sorrow.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.