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I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.

I Loved My Mother Very Much, But She Was Not A Good Cook. Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before. In Our House Thanksgiving Was A Time For Sorrow.

My Vegas Act Is How I Make My Money.

Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.