When In Rome, Do As Rome Does.

Wine, N.fermented Grape-juice Known To The Women's Christian Union As "liquor," Sometimes As "rum." Wine, Madam, Is God's Next Best Gift To Man.

The Ghost Is The Outward And Visible Signs Of An Inward Fear.

Telephone, N. An Invention Of The Devil Which Abrogates Some Of The Advantages Of Making A Disagreeable Person Keep His Distance.

Rimer, N. A Poet Regarded With Indifference Or Disesteem.

Meekness: Uncommon Patience In Planning A Revenge That Is Worth While.