I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything Like A Closet?

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.

I'm Convinced That Sanford And Son Shows Middle-class America A Lot Of What They Need To Know.