I Ain't Never Been In No Cell

That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived. And I Think It's Because He Had Such Presence. When Elvis Walked Into A Room, Elvis Presley Was In The F***ing Room. I Don't Give A F*** Who Was In The Room With Him, Bogart, Marilyn Monroe.

I Will Blow Your Face Clean Off Your Face!

I've Made 30 Movies And For The Most Part My Movies Work. In A Business Where Success Is An Exception And Not The Rule, I've Mostly Been Successful.

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!