I Ain't Never Been In No Cell

Anything You Have To Acquire A Taste For Was Not Meant To Be Eaten.

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!

In The Original Script, My Character Was A Basketball Player Rather Than A Boxer. I Didn't Think I Could Pull That Off. I'm A Little Short To Be A Basketball Player!

If You're An Artist Like A Really, Really Long Time, It Stops Being A Performance. I'm Not Performing Anymore. I Reveal Myself To The Audience... I Show You Some Of Me. It's Not A Show No More.

Over The Past 50 Years Bob Hope Employed 88 Joke Writers Who Supplied Him With More Than One Million Gags, And He Still Couldn't Make Me Laugh.