I Ain't Never Been In No Cell

This Is A Regional Fair That Attracts People From The Surrounding Counties And From Further Distances. The Fair Draws People From As Far Away As Albert Lea, Owatonna And The Twin Cities.

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

My First Concert Makes Me Sound Like A Real Old Man. My Very First Concert Was Jackie Wilson.

Is It Just Me, Or Does Every Woman In New York Have A Severe Emotional Problem?

How Can You Do The Moonwalk And Ask A Woman To Dance? Hey Baby Lets Dance... Cya Later!