I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation

I Just Want To Live Happily Ever After, Every Now And Then.

Indecision May Or May Not Be My Problem.

Pickup's Washed And You Just Got Paid, With Any Luck At All You Might Even Get Laid.

When They Tried To Draft Me, I Earned A College Degree.

Pack Your Bags, We're Going On A Guilt Trip!