I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation

We're Just Recycled History Machines, Cavemen In Faded Blue Jeans.

I'm Living On Things That Excite Me, Be They Pastry, Or Lobster, Or Love...

Where's The Church, Who Took The Steeple, Religion's In The Hands Of Some Crazy Ass People, Television Preachers With Bad Hair And Dimples, The God's Honest Truth Is, It's Not That Simple

Bryl-cream, A Little Dab Will Do You.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.