I Always Arrive Late At The Office,

Tis The Privilege Of Friendship To Talk Nonsense, And To Have Nonsense Respected.

How Often You Are Irresistibly Drawn To A Plain, Unassuming Woman, Whose Soft Silvery Tones Render Her Positively Attractive! In The Social Circle, How Pleasant It Is To Hear A Woman Talk In That Low Key Which Always Characterizes The True Lady. In The Sanctuary Of Home, How Such A Voice Soothes The Fretful Child And Cheers The Weary Husband!

Gluttony And Surfeiting Are No Proper Occasions For Thanksgiving.

Philanthropy, Like Charity, Must Begin At Home.

Your Absence Of Mind We Have Borne, Till Your Presence Of Body Came To Be Called In Question By It.