I Always Claim That The Writer Has

Where's The Great Pay? Where's The Travel? Where's The Winnebago, Goddamnit!

Most Comedy Is Not Very Ambitious. You Probably Can't Name More Than A Handful Of Comedies That Would Qualify For Best Picture.

I Did A Comedy With Al Franken About His Character Stuart Smalley, Which Was Really About Alcoholism And Addiction And Codependency. It Had Some Painful Stuff In It. When We Showed It To Focus Groups, Some Of Them Actually Said, "if I Want To See A Dysfunctional Family, I'll Stay Home."

I'm Terrified Beyond The Capacity For Rational Thought.

I Never Read Playboy Before I Started Working There And Stopped Reading It The Day I Quit.