I Always Did Well On The Essay

The Irs! They're Like The Mafia, They Can Take Anything They Want!

I Have A Nice Bookshelf In My Office, But Not My House. I'm Crass, But Not That Crass.

I Had A Parakeet That Used To Fly Around The House And Crash Into These Huge Mirrors My Mother Put In. Ever Heard Of This Interior Design Principle, That A Mirror Makes It Seem Like You Have An Entire Other Room? What Kind Of Jerk Walks Up To A Mirror And Goes, Hey Look, There's A Whole Other Room In There. There's A Guy That Looks Just Like Me In There.

I'll Tell You One Thing, Since I'm Married, Single People Look Absolutely Ridiculous To Me.

Fear Of Success Is One Of The New Fears I've Heard About Lately. And I Think Its Definitely A Sign That We're Running Out Of Fears. A Person Suffering From Fear Of Success Is Scraping The Bottom Of The Fear Barrel.