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People Are Using Gps Systems To Find Millions Of Little Hidden Objects Throughout The World - Often As Simple As A Piece Of Tupperware Hidden In The Woods. You Go To A Website, You Get The Latitude And Longitude To Get The Specific Location Of A Certain Specific Hiding Space, And Then You Go There And See If You Can Find It.

I Remember One Of My Last Shows, The Final Jeopardy! Clue Was Something Like 'these Two Boys' Names Are Top 10 Boys' Names In The U.s., They Both End With The Same Letter, And They're Both Names Of Jesus' Apostles.' Now, Obviously That's Not A Knowable Fact.

I Always Bring My Kids Vacation Souvenirs Printed In Comic Sans, So They Know I Love Them But Not Unconditionally.

Twitter Makes You A Comedian In The Same Way That Digital Cameras Make You A Photographer

You Watch An Old 'jeopardy!' And The Categories Alone Are Very Plain. 'poetry,' Or 'movies,' Or 'physics.' If You Watch It Now, Though, There'll Be A Theme Board Where The Categories Are All Hitchcock Movies. Lots More Jokes, Lots More High-concept Categories And Questions.